There was a Texas rancher who kept on buying up smaller ranches around his, and kept adding their names on.

A visitor drives by the gate and notices all the strange symbols.  He stops inside.  “What do you call your ranch?”

“It’s the ‘Rolling H, Double-bar Seven, Lazy A, Sunrise and Sunset, Water from the Rock Ranch’.”

“Oh, and how many head of cattle do you have?”

“None.  They didn’t survive the branding.”