A couple news articles that seem obvious.

Scientists unveil chocolate-fueled race car.  Did it take scientists to figure out that chocolate fuels everything??

Underground holes result from Sound Transit tunneling.  What other types of holes are there?  Or maybe they’re surprised that holes result from successful tunneling?  I think the word they wanted was “Unexpected”.

It’s so hard to proofread the world.  I think I need more chocolate.

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