So I’m trolling the web, looking for the ultimate microwave popcorn popper.  Well, a decent one, anyway.

Look around, find one from NordicWare that looks good.  Look around to find the best price.  Find a good price from Home and Beyond, a TrueValue store operating out of New Jersey.

But then, down at the bottom of the page, where they suggest affiliated merchandise you can buy, I found this:


I’m still trying to make the connection.  Both make little white things?  They have an overstock of chipper/shredders?  They looked into my internet purchases and realized I don’t own one?  Or maybe it’s “Dis is Joisey, and if me and the boys say you’s buying one, you’s buying one”.

Try it for yourself.  If you dare . . .