I’m working on a new exercise program.  I keep at the activity until I break a good sweat.  The health benefits seem to be pretty good so far.

Oh, the exercise?  I go outside and stand.  It takes about a half-minute to start sweating, and a full minute to get the sweating up to full volume.

On the other hand, I can categorically disprove global warming, at least at a local level.  Here’s the weather forecast as of today:

Global warming localized

At two and a half degrees a day, I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.