There!  I just coined a new word.

It is based off Milorganite, an organic fertilizer produced in Milwaukee.  Nothing to do with military organizations.  It’s little black pellets, about pinhead size.

What it’s really good for is keeping deer out of places you want deer kept out of.  Like gardens, so they don’t eat any more of your beans.  Or around your young, growing trees.

So a person who wanted to spread this around and keep deer away would grab a bucket of the stuff and broadcast it all around the areas where deer shouldn’t be.  Said person would also get it on their hands and in their shoes.  They would feel it beneath their feet as they walked around.

They would feel all – oh, I don’t know, maybe as if they were bonding with the Milorganite.  Too bad there’s no results for that word from a Google search.

Yet.