I’m really not sure of the motivation here, but check out the OctoDog.
I mean, isn’t this appetizing?
You see, first you put the hot dog into this plastic holder, then there’s the eyes, and the legs, and
You know you have to have one. Too bad that their web store is shut down.
(original info from this blog entry, down in the comments. Pix from the OctoDog site, cropped and background whited out. Scary dreams complements of your very own troubled childhood. Your parents warned you about watching those movies!)