Or, as an alternate title, Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man.

Our Dear Leader gave an interview to NBC, in which he said both

“nobody in the White House is satisfied” with continuing high unemployment.

and that the 2012 elections are

“a choice between the policies that got us into this mess and my policies that got us out of this mess.”

Well, now.

I’m real glad that we’re out of the mess (and can I please have my four years of back raises, from when I didn’t get any?), and I’m glad that the clear-headed, single-minded thinking in the White House continues.

<sarcasm off>