I don’t have pictures to back these up.  I’d like to.  The signs below came from an online sign generator.

In the town I don’t live in, there is a sign outside a store that says

Surprisingly, in addition to being owned by Gun, the store sells firearms.

And in another town in the greater Cincinnati metroplex (Mount Healthy) is:

Apparently both proprietors are named Paul.

At least this is how I parse the signs.

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