In case you missed my prior collections (old, older, even older, oldest) of email tag lines (or wanted some new ones), I’m relatively proud to serve up a new bunch.

I try to alternate serious/spiritual with silly, and sometimes it comes out that way.  Most if not all of these are collected elsewhere, and aren’t original.  And without further ado (meaning we’ve had enough doo already), here is almost two year’s worth of tag lines.

Dec 10: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Jan 11: A friend can tell you things you won’t tell yourself

Feb 11: The future is here.  It’s just not evenly distributed yet.

Mar 11: As above, so below

Apr 11: The chief cause of problems is solutions

May 11: To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time

Jun 11: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced

Jul 11: Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened

Aug 11: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur (yeah, and here’s your Google search)

Sep 11: The opinion of ten thousand men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject

Oct 11: Ask a grown-up to help you aim the nerve-gas rockets

Nov 11: An education is the best thing you will never finish

Dec 11: A watched clock never boils

Jan 12: Reality has an ugly way of intruding on our best intentions

Feb 12: Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm

Mar 12: I’m not denying winter.  I’m just affirming spring.

Apr 12: The more you talk, the less you listen

May 12: 43rd law of computing: Anything that can go wr

Jun 12: It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.