I try to alternate serious/spiritual with silly, and sometimes it comes out that way. Most if not all of these are collected elsewhere, and aren’t original. And without further ado (meaning we’ve had enough doo already), here is almost two year’s worth of tag lines.
Dec 10: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Jan 11: A friend can tell you things you won’t tell yourself
Feb 11: The future is here. It’s just not evenly distributed yet.
Mar 11: As above, so below
Apr 11: The chief cause of problems is solutions
May 11: To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time
Jun 11: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced
Jul 11: Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened
Aug 11: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur (yeah, and here’s your Google search)
Sep 11: The opinion of ten thousand men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject
Oct 11: Ask a grown-up to help you aim the nerve-gas rockets
Nov 11: An education is the best thing you will never finish
Dec 11: A watched clock never boils
Jan 12: Reality has an ugly way of intruding on our best intentions
Feb 12: Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm
Mar 12: I’m not denying winter. I’m just affirming spring.
Apr 12: The more you talk, the less you listen
May 12: 43rd law of computing: Anything that can go wr
Jun 12: It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.