I recently renewed my driver’s license.

The good news is that across the four years since the last one, my weight had not increased. Pound-for-pound the same.

The bad news is that about a year ago, I weighted thirty pounds less. So in about a year, I picked up thirty pounds.

The good news is that only about ten pounds of that came after the quarantine – so once that is lifted (or I get the gumption), it will go away.

The bad news is that means there’s about twenty pounds that I don’t have an excuse for. Woe is me.